Looks like Satan got a summer-tour act together (props to Sorry I Missed Your Party for the pic):

Shite Rider: Hasselhoff and Hagar duet like no other.

Someone should toss this mésalliance in a (one- two-) three-lock box and send it to the bottom of the ocean. Maybe we could get the keyboardist in the cowboy hat and wetsuit to help with that.

We at Generation Bubble understand that Hasselhoff’s to be paid in Whataburgers and Cabo Wabo Tequila.